Something's wrong in Stewart Dagman's life. The party invitations that used to read “Bring Bottles and First Aid kit. Eight till police raid” now say “Ben is one. Help us celebrate. Please leave quietly before afternoon nap”. Life is moving on, and Dag wants to move with it. All he dreams of is someone to love, a family of his own and a half indecent sex life. All of a sudden, his dreams come true. Twice. In a week. And now? Will his friend Henderson be able to survive “in the howling wilderness of single life”? And is it really possible to get rickets through the over-use of anti-ageing UV cream? A dazzlingly witty and observant novel about the way the modern male deals with fiancées, girlfriends, parenthood, friendship and weddings.